Wednesday 29 July 2015

15 FUNNY STATUS

1.IF TIME DOESN'T WAIT FOR YOU,TOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
JUST REMOVE THE THE BATTERY FROM THE CLOCK AND ENJOY LIFE.

2.IF SCHOOL HAS TAUGHT US ANYTHING,IT'S TEXTING WITHOUT LOOKING.

3.EXCUSE ME,PLEASE EMPTY YOUR POCKETS..I THINK YOU STOLE MY HEART.

4.I LOVE MY 6 PACK SO MUCH, I PROTECT IT WITH A LAYER OF FAT.

5.NEWTON'S LAW OF LOVE-: LOVE CAN NEVER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED BUT CAN BE TRANSFERED FROM ONE BAE TO ANOTHER

6.I LOOK AT PEOPLE SOMETIMES AND THINK, REALLY... SO THAT IS THE SPERM THAT WON!

7.DEAR MATH, STOP ASKING TO FIND X, SHE'S NOT COMING BACK

8.IF YOU WISH TO AVOID SEEING A FOOL, YOU MUST BREAK YOUR MIRROR

9.IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, JUST ADD VODKA.

10.THERE ARE A LOT OF FISH IN THE SEA, BUT I THINK THERE'S AN HOLE IN MY NET.

11.PSSS! DO YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE, GUESS WHAT?...IT'S A SECRET

12.WHY IS ABBREVIATION SUCH A LONG WORD

13.I'M NOT FEELING LAZY ACTUALLY, I'M JUST INCREDIBLY MOTIVATED TO DO NOTHING.

14.I'M THINKIG, IF PETER PIPER PICKED PEPPERS AND JACK AND JILL RAN UP THE HILL AND MARY TOOK HER LAMB TO SCHOOL, WASN'T HUMPTY DUMPTY LAZY JUST SITTING ON A WALL?

15.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V WHY THE HELL AM I READING THIS ,CONGRATS. YOU SURE KNOW HOW READ.

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