ever since i met u...'ve been through hell n am back...o my baby,i wana give u all my *body n soul*
Thursday 24 July 2014
sweet
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pretty hot
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pretty
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pretty
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pretty
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Tuesday 15 July 2014
bible verse for the day
Good morning. Read: Deuteronomy 8:7-14.
*One of the challenges of Abundance is Gluttony.
* Another challenge of Abundance is Flesh, when there is too much you will gain much excess flesh.
* With too much flesh comes Pride, because you have too much you will assume it was all gotten by your own power.
* Another challenge is the Fear of loosing it all. Anxiety attacks sets in
* The biggest challenge is, Forgetting there is a God completely due to having so much assuming it can never finish.
bible verse for today
Good morning. Read: Deuteronomy 8:7-14.
*One of the challenges of Abundance is Gluttony.
* Another challenge of Abundance is Flesh, when there is too much you will gain much excess flesh.
* With too much flesh comes Pride, because you have too much you will assume it was all gotten by your own power.
* Another challenge is the Fear of loosing it all. Anxiety attacks sets in
* The biggest challenge is, Forgetting there is a God completely due to having so much assuming it can never finish.
bible verse for today
Good morning. Read: Deuteronomy 8:7-14.
*One of the challenges of Abundance is Gluttony.
* Another challenge of Abundance is Flesh, when there is too much you will gain much excess flesh.
* With too much flesh comes Pride, because you have too much you will assume it was all gotten by your own power.
* Another challenge is the Fear of loosing it all. Anxiety attacks sets in
* The biggest challenge is, Forgetting there is a God completely due to having so much assuming it can never finish.
advice
I will advise you, when abundance comes, when wealth comes DO NOT forget God. But Rather always acknowledged Him, Always thank Him. And remain Humble.
advice
I will advise you, when abundance comes, when wealth comes DO NOT forget God. But Rather always acknowledged Him, Always thank Him. And remain Humble.
Thursday 10 July 2014
Saturday 5 July 2014
Brazil! Brazil!! Brazil!!!
Hosts edge into last four
David Luiz thundered home one of the World Cup's finest goals as Brazil progressed to the semi-finals, disposing of Colombia in an enthralling battle.
jokes
NICE TASTE. Akpos enter into a
pharmacy, reaches into his
pocket and takes out a small
bottle and a tea spoon. He
pours some liquid onto the
tea spoon and offers it to the
chemist's assistant, "Could you
taste this please?" says Akpos.
The Chemist assistant takes
the tea spoon, put it in his
mouth, swills the liquid and
swallows it.
"Does it taste sweet?" says
Akpos.
"No, not at all" says the
Chemist assistant.
"Good!" says Akpos "The
doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for
sugar.".......................Akpos died and went to heaven
____________________________
In Maths :- "Kiss is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips"
___________________________
In Biology :- "Kiss is just exchange of germs
from one mouth to another"
___________________________
In Chemistry :- "Kiss is a process of testing
the
PH of the lips"
____________________________
In Physics :- "It's a process of charging a
human body"
___________________________
In Computer :- "Kiss is a local area network
in
which 2 bodies are connected without a data
cable"
____________________________
In Economics :- "Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than Supply"
_____________________________
In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with
the
lips" in Geography ,,its d way of looking for trouble in a place called Village..q...
ACCORDING TO YOU, WHICH SUBJECT
DEFINED
IT BEST?
pharmacy, reaches into his
pocket and takes out a small
bottle and a tea spoon. He
pours some liquid onto the
tea spoon and offers it to the
chemist's assistant, "Could you
taste this please?" says Akpos.
The Chemist assistant takes
the tea spoon, put it in his
mouth, swills the liquid and
swallows it.
"Does it taste sweet?" says
Akpos.
"No, not at all" says the
Chemist assistant.
"Good!" says Akpos "The
doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for
sugar.".......................Akpos died and went to heaven
where he met Angel Micheal ..
Akpos: “So finally I make
heaven after all the rubbish
wey I do for life… Thank God for
God Oooh!”
heaven after all the rubbish
wey I do for life… Thank God for
God Oooh!”
Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter
ya room”
ya room”
Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg
wetin dey for downstairs cos di
noise na DIE”
wetin dey for downstairs cos di
noise na DIE”
Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be
dat
dat
Akpos: “I fit go peep?”
Angel Micheal: “No wahala but
we go lock gate by 5pm so if
you no quick come back you go
just stay hell fire”
we go lock gate by 5pm so if
you no quick come back you go
just stay hell fire”
…Akpos goes to peep and there
he sees all the celebrities that
ever lived on earth clubbing
and having a lot of fun. Akpos
comes back by 4pm and…”
Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to
see you back early my son you
are truly a son of God”
he sees all the celebrities that
ever lived on earth clubbing
and having a lot of fun. Akpos
comes back by 4pm and…”
Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to
see you back early my son you
are truly a son of God”
Akpos: “For where? I come pack
my load before una Lock
Heaven…............WHAT IS A "Kiss"?
my load before una Lock
Heaven…............WHAT IS A "Kiss"?
In Maths :- "Kiss is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips"
___________________________
In Biology :- "Kiss is just exchange of germs
from one mouth to another"
___________________________
In Chemistry :- "Kiss is a process of testing
the
PH of the lips"
____________________________
In Physics :- "It's a process of charging a
human body"
___________________________
In Computer :- "Kiss is a local area network
in
which 2 bodies are connected without a data
cable"
____________________________
In Economics :- "Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than Supply"
_____________________________
In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with
the
lips" in Geography ,,its d way of looking for trouble in a place called Village..q...
ACCORDING TO YOU, WHICH SUBJECT
DEFINED
IT BEST?
joke
Some Truths ladies should know
1 – The way to a man’s heart is
no longer his stomach but the
quality of your brain.
2 – If your man must be Tall, Dark
and Handsome then be ready to
be the 2nd best because what
you desire, others’ seek too.
3 – If you allow your parents’
pressure push you into marriage,
you may end up a single-mom.
4 – A man that slaps you before
marriage will build a boxing ring
after marriage. Guess who his
opponent will be – YOU!
5 – If you are yet to know any
member of his family after 6 – 12
months of courting him, then, is
either he wants you as his baby-
mama or a back-up plan.
6 – If what attracted him to you
are your bosoms and the sexy legs
you flaunted, the contents of your
brain had better keep him, else,
there are too many well-rounded
and bigger bosoms waiting to
snatch him away.
7 – Men love sex, at least 95%
that I’m aware of. To him, if you
can’t continue, don’t start! If you
start, don’t stop! Be careful!
8 – If he doesn’t discuss future
plans with you in the picture, he
just want a fling.
9 – Even when you trust each
other, a little jealousy reminds
him that you care.
10 – Men love a listener. No
matter how much you want your
opinion to push through, listen to
his details and don’t counter it.
11 – When you are already living
with him before marriage, he
won’t propose quickly.
12 – Don’t waste your years
waiting for an unserious man to
propose just because his parents
loves you, you’re going to be
married and living with the man,
not his parents.
13 – When you seek his advice,
you make him feel more of a man
than he is.
14 – Your encouragement or
concern about his career or job
works faster than listening to a
motivational tape.
15 - An engagement ring isn’t an
assurance for marriage, it could
possibly make you his regular sex-
mate..........
true or false?????????????
1 – The way to a man’s heart is
no longer his stomach but the
quality of your brain.
2 – If your man must be Tall, Dark
and Handsome then be ready to
be the 2nd best because what
you desire, others’ seek too.
3 – If you allow your parents’
pressure push you into marriage,
you may end up a single-mom.
4 – A man that slaps you before
marriage will build a boxing ring
after marriage. Guess who his
opponent will be – YOU!
5 – If you are yet to know any
member of his family after 6 – 12
months of courting him, then, is
either he wants you as his baby-
mama or a back-up plan.
6 – If what attracted him to you
are your bosoms and the sexy legs
you flaunted, the contents of your
brain had better keep him, else,
there are too many well-rounded
and bigger bosoms waiting to
snatch him away.
7 – Men love sex, at least 95%
that I’m aware of. To him, if you
can’t continue, don’t start! If you
start, don’t stop! Be careful!
8 – If he doesn’t discuss future
plans with you in the picture, he
just want a fling.
9 – Even when you trust each
other, a little jealousy reminds
him that you care.
10 – Men love a listener. No
matter how much you want your
opinion to push through, listen to
his details and don’t counter it.
11 – When you are already living
with him before marriage, he
won’t propose quickly.
12 – Don’t waste your years
waiting for an unserious man to
propose just because his parents
loves you, you’re going to be
married and living with the man,
not his parents.
13 – When you seek his advice,
you make him feel more of a man
than he is.
14 – Your encouragement or
concern about his career or job
works faster than listening to a
motivational tape.
15 - An engagement ring isn’t an
assurance for marriage, it could
possibly make you his regular sex-
mate..........
true or false?????????????
neymar
Huge blow
Neymar Jr. ruled out of #WorldCup after fracturing vertebra, according to Brazilian team doctor.
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