NICE TASTE. Akpos enter into a
pharmacy, reaches into his
pocket and takes out a small
bottle and a tea spoon. He
pours some liquid onto the
tea spoon and offers it to the
chemist's assistant, "Could you
taste this please?" says Akpos.
The Chemist assistant takes
the tea spoon, put it in his
mouth, swills the liquid and
swallows it.
"Does it taste sweet?" says
Akpos.
"No, not at all" says the
Chemist assistant.
"Good!" says Akpos "The
doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for
sugar.".......................Akpos died and went to heaven
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In Maths :- "Kiss is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips"
___________________________
In Biology :- "Kiss is just exchange of germs
from one mouth to another"
___________________________
In Chemistry :- "Kiss is a process of testing
the
PH of the lips"
____________________________
In Physics :- "It's a process of charging a
human body"
___________________________
In Computer :- "Kiss is a local area network
in
which 2 bodies are connected without a data
cable"
____________________________
In Economics :- "Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than Supply"
_____________________________
In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with
the
lips" in Geography ,,its d way of looking for trouble in a place called Village..q...
ACCORDING TO YOU, WHICH SUBJECT
DEFINED
IT BEST?
pharmacy, reaches into his
pocket and takes out a small
bottle and a tea spoon. He
pours some liquid onto the
tea spoon and offers it to the
chemist's assistant, "Could you
taste this please?" says Akpos.
The Chemist assistant takes
the tea spoon, put it in his
mouth, swills the liquid and
swallows it.
"Does it taste sweet?" says
Akpos.
"No, not at all" says the
Chemist assistant.
"Good!" says Akpos "The
doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for
sugar.".......................Akpos died and went to heaven
where he met Angel Micheal ..
Akpos: “So finally I make
heaven after all the rubbish
wey I do for life… Thank God for
God Oooh!”
heaven after all the rubbish
wey I do for life… Thank God for
God Oooh!”
Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter
ya room”
ya room”
Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg
wetin dey for downstairs cos di
noise na DIE”
wetin dey for downstairs cos di
noise na DIE”
Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be
dat
dat
Akpos: “I fit go peep?”
Angel Micheal: “No wahala but
we go lock gate by 5pm so if
you no quick come back you go
just stay hell fire”
we go lock gate by 5pm so if
you no quick come back you go
just stay hell fire”
…Akpos goes to peep and there
he sees all the celebrities that
ever lived on earth clubbing
and having a lot of fun. Akpos
comes back by 4pm and…”
Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to
see you back early my son you
are truly a son of God”
he sees all the celebrities that
ever lived on earth clubbing
and having a lot of fun. Akpos
comes back by 4pm and…”
Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to
see you back early my son you
are truly a son of God”
Akpos: “For where? I come pack
my load before una Lock
Heaven…............WHAT IS A "Kiss"?
my load before una Lock
Heaven…............WHAT IS A "Kiss"?
In Maths :- "Kiss is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips"
___________________________
In Biology :- "Kiss is just exchange of germs
from one mouth to another"
___________________________
In Chemistry :- "Kiss is a process of testing
the
PH of the lips"
____________________________
In Physics :- "It's a process of charging a
human body"
___________________________
In Computer :- "Kiss is a local area network
in
which 2 bodies are connected without a data
cable"
____________________________
In Economics :- "Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than Supply"
_____________________________
In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with
the
lips" in Geography ,,its d way of looking for trouble in a place called Village..q...
ACCORDING TO YOU, WHICH SUBJECT
DEFINED
IT BEST?
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