joke

Some Truths ladies should know
1 – The way to a man’s heart is
no longer his stomach but the
quality of your brain.
2 – If your man must be Tall, Dark
and Handsome then be ready to
be the 2nd best because what
you desire, others’ seek too.
3 – If you allow your parents’
pressure push you into marriage,
you may end up a single-mom.
4 – A man that slaps you before
marriage will build a boxing ring
after marriage. Guess who his
opponent will be – YOU!
5 – If you are yet to know any
member of his family after 6 – 12
months of courting him, then, is
either he wants you as his baby-
mama or a back-up plan.
6 – If what attracted him to you
are your bosoms and the sexy legs
you flaunted, the contents of your
brain had better keep him, else,
there are too many well-rounded
and bigger bosoms waiting to
snatch him away.
7 – Men love sex, at least 95%
that I’m aware of. To him, if you
can’t continue, don’t start! If you
start, don’t stop! Be careful!
8 – If he doesn’t discuss future
plans with you in the picture, he
just want a fling.
9 – Even when you trust each
other, a little jealousy reminds
him that you care.
10 – Men love a listener. No
matter how much you want your
opinion to push through, listen to
his details and don’t counter it.
11 – When you are already living
with him before marriage, he
won’t propose quickly.
12 – Don’t waste your years
waiting for an unserious man to
propose just because his parents
loves you, you’re going to be
married and living with the man,
not his parents.
13 – When you seek his advice,
you make him feel more of a man
than he is.
14 – Your encouragement or
concern about his career or job
works faster than listening to a
motivational tape.
15 - An engagement ring isn’t an
assurance for marriage, it could
possibly make you his regular sex-
mate..........
true or false?????????????